Titles are Redundant

This is basically a blog of anything I find amusing. :3

Fandoms include Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Heroes, Community, Psych, A Young Doctor's Notebook, Les Mis, LoTR/The Hobbit, and Dexter

DFTBA!!!!!

Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.

  • me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
  • me: ew
  • dad: what?
  • me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
  • dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
  • me: what year was the model?
  • dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
  • me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
  • dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
  • me: why didn't you?
  • dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
  • me: that sucks.
  • dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
  • me: why not?
  • dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
  • me: what was his name?
  • dad: john.

thinkingingallifreyan:

potterhead360:

evilkitten42:

My prediction for Doctor Who is that it will be super emotional and then:

D: “My name is John Smith”

C: “What?”

D: “John Smith!”

C: “But that’s your fake name”

D: “No my fake name is John Smith!”

C: “Which is what you just said!”

D: “No it isn’t! I said John Smith!”

And it turns out the TARDIS won’t translate his name properly because it’s her job to stop him doing stupid shit like that

hahahaha

I like it.

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A word of advice to trans women

fan-troll:

interruptmag:

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Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

2.50 for a girdle is a GREAT deal, gogogogo

(via turtleswithswords)

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

(via detectiveintraining)

congratuladrian:

hello please do this: drink a big glass of water and think about how important you are to the people in your life and then think about how in the years to come, you will meet many more people and you will become important to many more people. try to feel warm. then go to sleep. good night

(via melislostinthestars)

I wanted to write this to tell other women that the decision to have a mastectomy was not easy. But it is one I am very happy that I made. My chances of developing breast cancer have dropped from 87 percent to under 5 percent. I can tell my children that they don’t need to fear they will lose me to breast cancer.

It is reassuring that they see nothing that makes them uncomfortable. They can see my small scars and that’s it. Everything else is just Mommy, the same as she always was. And they know that I love them and will do anything to be with them as long as I can. On a personal note, I do not feel any less of a woman. I feel empowered that I made a strong choice that in no way diminishes my femininity.